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*WARNNING* 030
it’s very important (not rly) that I have you know- No. I am not an annoying OME screaming, Edward Cullen obsessing twihard fangirl.
Yes. I was once an annoying OME screaming, Edward Cullen obsessing twihard fangirl. thank god for the passing of embarrassing phases!
but yes. this is a new moon review-is thig-and I saw nm opening day- a promise 2 of my friends made with me way back when (last year) >.>

*the actual WARNING*
imma put some spoilers in here....so don’t get pissd @ me (unless I called you annoying)

*the unimportant WARNING*
Ill try to leave out as much as I can (probably because ill forget) but still, most of my rants/making fun of things tend to get way long. I forgot how to spell-watch out!
Also ill be talking like an annoying teenager b/c it’s easier to type….sry :/

So out of the 3,only one is still a twitard....me &
Just couldn’t stop laughing our asses off XD yeh, ppl got pissed 030

So this movie opens with Kristen narrating Romeo & Juliet <3
& shit, I forgot which quote-one of the best ones
Then....
BAM!
A MOON! :0!
(yeh it failz)

just like twilight a lot happens, yet you feel not much is happening thought the movie (btw,yes its better then twilight)but what twilight left out-nm picked up on the creepy cute stuff that happens with bellaxsparklwerd bur Robert has the most messed up hilarious faces! like when she al liek "kiss me" Robert looked like he was about to puke! XD!!

so eddy leaves,jackob comes, and Bella randomly takes bike ride with a rapist yada yada yada....

there’s actually some really good scenes in this movie-mainly with Rachel (Victoria) her parts where extremely downplayed yet still kickass!
but all those are hidden in HORRIBL scenes that made me and Emma go WTH!take dem trying to turn the back vampire white!srsly taking powder and rubbing it all over the guy! 0.e

and the cliff diving scene had me thinking Bella wuz doing sumtin >.>
there’s hippie music playing while she’s under water....then Edward randomly appears behind her like wer about to whiteness rape. (I joke about rape too much)

oh, and there was WWAAAYYY to much dog references b4 Jake turned into one.
speaking of overdoing it- with mike @ the theatre (the movie they watched was sooo funny must see) there was a point where we all feared for newtins life....
(then Bella called Jake hot infrom of him)

Also, here are the camera shots 4 bellaxsharkboy

bells face
Jacobs’s chest
bells face
Jacobs face-NO WAIT! let’s move down 2 Jacobs chest!


Alice coming back was pretty cool-not so much what happens b4
and as we get to volterra, we once again see them going slow mo every 2 seconds. also Roberts disgustingly harry sparkling body DX
I DID like how Bella rams into him (cute <3) but then they almost go breaking dawn. till the volturri come (and give Edward a red bathrobe -no one can stand his fugly lower chest hair.):/
they go up an elevator that’s built into the sewer 0.o

WHOOOOOOO!! HER IZ ARO!! <3
he from now on is my fav movie character!! XD
ahhhhh! SO PEDOPHIELIC!! >.<
always wide eyed, always twirling this fingers, occasionally looking down @ Bella-further down for rob >.>
AND HIS LAUGH!!!!
OK. if I ever find a plzaccout (or gif)of his laugh I swear I will forever be devoted to you!! COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING! best part of movie.
Seriously even if you hate twilight to hell…search it on YouTube or something.

oh and there’s actually a good scene before that too 030
but to make up for a good part we get the worst part in the entire movie- Bella and Edward running slow mo-again- through a forest (this is the BD scene) looking like David hassle Hoff wearing clothing from GAP. Soooo epic fail DX

then they go home, Bella tlks to cullens-they have vote.
second fav part is Bella saying
"now you all know I wanna b a vampire"
Edward mumbling
"Bella....you don’t kno what ur asking)
Bella yelling
"....just....sh-SHUT...U-UP!.."

on the road Jake tried getting run over(watch and ull understand)
then Edwards like pulling a zoolander face while miss marry sue is tellin Taylor she loves him and to give up cuz he don’t sparkle
and doggy run away.
Edward asks Bella to marry her right after and she liek
"he? 0.0"
the end.

all in all, just to be a hypocrite, id have to say I think the movie sucked and failed in soooo many ways! but fractionally, I went in with low expectations and really did like it (gotta love Hippocratic)
me by im just rembering my fangirl horror ways...or im lacking in love stories....or I liked the music.
so, 5 *s for pedophiles (twilights full of them)
and for the movie....hm, id say 3*s
feel free to hate comment (trust me I don’t hate twilight- I just love trashing it)
or ask me to trash-rant what I left out (like someone actually wants so read more)
but...there you go 030

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